I Crash Funerals for a Living
The reason people hire me is to tell someone or some people, something they didn't want to personally say before they die.
Most of my confessions are told after the death of my client.
I go to their funeral. I stand up and say what I was hired to say.
All though not all my work is done this way.
I am for hire all around the world.
One of the top 10 regrets of the dying: Is words left unsaid
How it works.
Second step we get all the details on paper. We will also record you on video, saying what you have hired me to do. We can do that in person or through video chat, ideally in person. After we work out all the details. We have a contract ready or we can use something your lawyer might have.
Last step you send us or we will pick up everything we will need to carry out this job. The retainer and all information.
Can you explain your services more simply? I have been asked this a few times. So putting it here.
The Personal confessor. I will say almost anything, that you can't say or don't want to, to anyone.
Personal item pickup. I will come to wherever you need me to be and collect almost anything you don't want found.
Scatter ashes. I pick up your loved ones' ashes and scatter them anywhere you wish.